Epic Best Man Toast

After getting married last July in Colorado, this past weekend my brother and his new wife hosted a wedding reception in Washington for all their friends and family in the Pacific Northwest. For those of you who don't know, I was given the honor of being the Best Man at the wedding. Of course, this meant I had to fulfill certain duties, the most notable of which was giving a toast at the reception.

Now, I'm not going to say that I gave the greatest Best Man toast you'll ever see, but I'm not going to say that I didn't either. Both wedding photographers came up to me separately and said it was the funniest toast they'd seen in 8 years of full-time wedding photography. Hands down. So, in case you missed the live version, or the wedding video last weekend, here's my toast in its entirety.

Cheers.